a-gradual-decompression:

weallheartonedirection:

"Firstly, I’m glad you survived. I don’t know how you can stand all that water. Secondly, come here. You washed off my scent."

accurate caption is accurate

a-gradual-decompression:

weallheartonedirection:

"Firstly, I’m glad you survived. I don’t know how you can stand all that water. Secondly, come here. You washed off my scent."

accurate caption is accurate

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justinhiills:

vicfuentwat:

ouchhhhh

i’m never gonna stop reblogging this

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dallassalad:

image

now you have a transparent picture to drag to the inbox button to make it look like you have messages

this is the saddest thing i have ever seen

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filthyamazing:

jarofturkeys:

well that escalated quickly

"gee, thanks mom"

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accioslothsplease:

JK Rowling’s new update about Harry, Ron, Hermione, and friends.

lackyannie:

electricsed:

It really doesn’t matter how big or how small they are, all cats are fucking adorable morons.

lackyannie:

electricsed:

It really doesn’t matter how big or how small they are, all cats are fucking adorable morons.

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wtfstyls:

 In grade 8 I really hated this girl so I collected the sugar from my pack of sour patch kids and gave it to her saying its cocaine and she actually  snorted it and at recess she pretended she was high and she was called crack whore for the rest of the year. Now she does real crack and blames me saying I got her addicted. She still doesnt know it was just sugar

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phrux:

adamsforthought:

dungeonsandpendragons:

Commonly confused medieval weapons, a powerpoint by me.

Now stop screwing them up, seriously, or I will put a medieval weapon in your head.

Tumblr is endearing me to being lectured at in Comic Sans

THIS is a WAR SCYTHE, a scythe actually used in combat. Notice it is not a useless piece of shit and is an actual functional weapon.

The only reason why death is pictured with a FARMING scythe is because he harvests souls.

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